Herman by Jim Unger for September 05, 2017

“Preacher asked her. She said ‘I do.’

Preacher asked me. And she said ‘He does too.’”

Sheesh, she looks like the wedding cake all by herself!

@LIVERLIPS MCCRACKEN…“She’s no lady, she’s my wife.”

First off, their marriage is DOOMED!!. The horseshoe is pointing the wrong way. Now all of the luck will drain out. Second, a horseshoe? In a wedding bouquet? Good luck throwing that thing, catching it too for that matter.

That’s about 350 lbs of get the heck out of there while you can.

Or he’s dead.

I see she carrys an extra shoe.

He’s speechless

The choir sings, “Here comes the bride”

Another victim is at her side

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_______________"MAKIN’ WHOOPPEE" Gus Kahn 1930

Or she’ll sit on him until he does!

…or else!

“…if he wants to live.”