Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for September 07, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member about 7 years ago

    “Personal responsibility” means “we set you up to fail, then blame you when you do”.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 7 years ago

    I believe they have to make it clear so you can read them.

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    GaryCooper  about 7 years ago

    Sometimes lawyers go wild. “Don’t eat this if you’re allergic to it” strikes me as unnecessary. So does the warning on a bag of airline peanuts that says “Processed in a facility that processes peanuts.” I’m undecided about the warning that came with my iron: “Do not iron clothes while you are wearing them.”

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    robert423elliott  over 2 years ago

    And NEVER use your hairdryer in the shower!!! Or so says the warning!

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