Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 28, 2017

I… I have no words for this bewildering farrago of appalling visual and mental imagery.

Speaking of wasting.

Hey pal, don’t just stand there with your back turned, pick up that mess..

If you Frigidaire®, then I double Frigidaire® you two.

Hey Buddy, double Frigidaire’s® go first.

Were you two born in a barn. Close those barn doors.

Go ahead, turn to the FROG…

The Chicago Protocol: Cholera My World.

Ren and Stimpy – Don’t Whiz On The Electric Fence Song • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5X5z0yYGgl4

Stepped on a Donald Duck!

Of Course, then I,

Stepped on a T Frog!

Sorry about so many posts…I having D T’s….Donald Trump’s.

So sorry…forgot AM. This morning Americans.

“I made a picknick!”

Old Cody, Junior took me over,

Said, you’re gonna find the world is smouldrin’

An’ if you get lost come on home to Green River

- Green River; Creedence Clearwater Revival; Album: Green River, August 2, 1969

Jack and Jill always went uphill to fetch drinking water, to avoid throne-room contamination.

I think that’s Betty Crocker’s sister Connie, who always had to clean up after her more famous sister. And today she just couldn’t help throwing doubt into an otherwise well-oiled marketing campaign.

Peace on you.

The world is my urinal.

I don’t care how big your fridge is lady. You can’t cram all that crap into it !

Not blocking it will give you more interesting razor bumps.

Did you see Kliban today?

Farragos and monkey hammers and Funkerbeins and picknicks notwithstanding, she’s right, you know.

She keeps him out of sight, by blocking with the fridge door.

Maybe she should crawl inside and pee herself.

That’s why I’M Switching to Glide® shave gel!

I interpret today’s mysterious text as a reference to sequential shaving of certain body parts without bothering to clean the razor in between.

Our lady of the copious content refrigerator seems to exist in a different Time and Space from the micturating cavalryman (she: color, indoors, post-WW II era; he: black-and-white, outdoors, post-WW I era).

This exegesis is free to all. Take it for what it’s worth….

She said tongue in cheek.