FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 27, 2010
November 26, 2010
November 29, 2010
Transcript:
Roger: Well, I for one would like to raise a glass in Thanksgiving.
Grandma: For family.
Andy: For understanding.
Paige: For fire extinguishers.
Peter: For pizza delivery.
Jason: Think Santa'd pay money for these big chunks of coal?
I’m no great cook but I have made my own turkey for five years now and I have yet to make it wrong. Just be sure to take out those two bags and watch the time.
rayannina almost 14 years ago
Don’t spoil the mood, Jason.
jelzap almost 14 years ago
Do you think someone would buy the radioactive waste?
Destiny23 almost 14 years ago
Just hang onto the coal, Jason – that’s all you’re getting for Christmas anyway!
And with oil prices what they are, coal is actually a pretty good present these days!!
Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I’m no great cook but I have made my own turkey for five years now and I have yet to make it wrong. Just be sure to take out those two bags and watch the time.
kab2rb almost 14 years ago
We smoke our turkey and it takes great.
ses1066 almost 14 years ago
Just keep Roger away from the deep-fryer … that would be the ER for sure. Of course Jason would then convert it into something to annoy Paige.
interceptor almost 14 years ago
Sure it’s not Mexican? Looks like tacos al Carbon.
legaleagle48 almost 14 years ago
And Paige’s eyeroll is interesting, considering that SHE can’t boil water without burning it!
RadioTom almost 14 years ago
Dunno - Peter is probably happy - but it’s hard to smile with a mouth full of pizza…
jerzy almost 14 years ago
Paige can’t cook, but she has enough sense not to try to make Thanksgiving dinner, which makes her much smarter than her mother.
alexzinuro almost 3 years ago
How about “for the Native Americans, without whom our country wouldn’t even exist”?