The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 01, 2017

Darth was originally supposed to be Princess Leia’s real father, but Darth Organa sounds like he’s from Louisiana.

Singing songs like, " I’ve got Darth Sidious on my mind…"

If the character was a woman, we’d call her Darthy.

Thith Sith silly.

The Lord of Scarcity – Darth Dearth

If any of them were real Yoda heard about them.

You missed one: Darth Gaines.

And the aptly named Darth Notappearing Inthisfilm.

Then there’s Darth Incontinent. We have no further information.

All ran afoul of the classic fate described in Le Morte d’Arth.

“I am not your father” should be Darth Maury!