Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 30, 2017

You were right the 4st time, Loosey-Goosey.

Who’s in line ahead of you? Bite ’em. (Geese can bite hard.)

I’d ask what this means, but an explanation won’t be forthcoming.

Go 4th and multiply.

May the Goose Be With You.

“4th” is the first ordinal number where the short version reads the same as the long version.

1st isn’t “one-st”, 2nd isn’t “two-nd”, 3rd isn’t “three-rd”, but 4th is “four-th”.

Mmmm I wonder once again…ask Me no more questions and I’ll tell you no more lies…I betcha the butcher was a baker.

That is an old line. The monopoly Short Line.

Junior IV.

I want my linebacker so you will be a pasta tree.

And to further confuse matters, there’s actually a Firth of Forth.

“Open your hymnbooks, turn to page 37, and let us begin ‘Old 100th’.” (Usually pronounced “Old Hundredth”.)

So you all just assume that’s a goose? How do any of you know that’s not a swan wearing a goose mask? Huh? Did you ever think of that? Of course not. It’s “goose this,” and “goose that.” Goose, goose, goose.

¡Este ganso es 4to en línea!

What’s in the bag, Goose?

It’s better than being turd in line.

I’d have to admit that for a goose, Goose learns quickly. Better than the average Froglandian, Boo-boo!

And fourth in line is not so bad in itself, unless it’s a line for the last three “get out of town alive” cards….

The line is moving swiftly, 5rd in line.