If you really want to slow down the infected, you give them traps to stumble into and fall over and have trouble getting up. So much easier to brain them double-dead. Leave it all clear and they can just waltz in at their stagger speed…
A combination of a hip replacement and new bifocals will do it even if you don’t have a phone. I know this from experience. When did they make the durn curbs so tall?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 7 years ago
If you really want to slow down the infected, you give them traps to stumble into and fall over and have trouble getting up. So much easier to brain them double-dead. Leave it all clear and they can just waltz in at their stagger speed…
strictures about 7 years ago
Faceplanting while reading Facebook while crossing the street. The dumbing down of America!
Dtroutma about 7 years ago
Is that an eye phone 911?
jvo about 7 years ago
Well, either the congress didn’t pass Danae’s petition, or this is Wiley’s fall cartoon.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago
Was that apt or app’ed?
Masterskrain about 7 years ago
That’ll learn him to watch where he’s going, and NOT his phone screen!
DanFlak about 7 years ago
See Republican Party … later this week.
garcoa about 7 years ago
Well some of us enjoyed watching that!
sandpiper about 7 years ago
Thing is he had at least 3 other possible knocks without the rope. Lots have a natural talent and do it without help.
magicwalnut about 7 years ago
A combination of a hip replacement and new bifocals will do it even if you don’t have a phone. I know this from experience. When did they make the durn curbs so tall?
Dani Rice about 7 years ago
That rope was probably put there by a lawyer.
Radish the wordsmith about 7 years ago
I think that street runs in front of the White House.
Cerabooge about 7 years ago
Never try to go into Pancake Alley, lest you become one with the street.
Kaputnik about 7 years ago
But he seems to have faceplanted on the unmarked street that intersects with Faceplant Ave.
Herb L 1954 about 7 years ago
What about the evil Eggplant?
Old Asdirt about 7 years ago
I wonder if the next bus stops there. Busted!
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 7 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VASywEuqFd8
Germanshepherds4ever about 7 years ago
LMAO Good one for a change. No psycho-goth brat today
ellisaana Premium Member about 7 years ago
Appropriate name for a street. My all-time favorite street name is right here in Loudoun Co VA – It’s Warp Drive.