Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 20, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    That night, Rat harvested all of Pig’s organs while he was sleeping and still alive.

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    W_Inc-ThePPP  over 7 years ago

    It’s like I’ve stepped back in time. This feels like a joke that Pearls would’ve made back in its early years.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    You can have my Wurlitzer, but you’ll have to pry my Hammond from my cold, dead hands.

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    Lee Cox  over 7 years ago

    PIG is calling RAT stupid? Well, THAT’S new!

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    Thirdbase  over 7 years ago

    And here I was expecting a “because I won’t be able to play them anymore” punchline.

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    It may not be an organ, but I’ll put in an order for a bacon transplant.

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    darth_geekboy  over 7 years ago

    “well, i can’t play them when i die, now can i?”

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    erik.vanthienen  over 7 years ago

    A man had to park on the street, and he left his organ on the back seat. When he returned, he was shocked to see that one of the car’s back windows was smashed, and there were now two organs on the back seat.

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    garcoa  over 7 years ago

    If I had Pig’s heart, it might be an improvement. If his brain, maybe not.

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    mortaur  over 7 years ago

    So donate the piano instead.

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    Once again, Pastis plays it innocent, all the while leading his commenters to the chopping block.

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    So, is Pig going to make a list, specifying which ones, or is he going to skip the organ recital?

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    hariseldon59  over 7 years ago

    This reminds me of an episode of Taxi, where Reverend Jim was trying to borrow money from Louie.

    Louie (handing Jim the loan agreement): This says that in the event you fail to pay me back, I have the right to sell your body for medical experiments.

    Jim: You mean after I’m dead?

    Louie: No.

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    SkyFisher  over 7 years ago

    Mmmmm, bacon

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    KEA  over 7 years ago

    Ask a question that’s open to interpretation and 10:1 it won’t be interpreted the way you intended. My students taught me that.

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    hariseldon59  over 7 years ago

    And in the next panel, Rat pushes Pig off the cliff.

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    Geldhart  over 7 years ago

    When I go, all my organs, tissues, bones, etc are all fair game for transplant. If my anal sphincter will help someone, they can have it. I won’t be using it anymore.

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    joefearsnothing  over 7 years ago

    Actually when pigs die their organs are almost always donated to a meat processor. Mmmmmm bacon, ham pork chops, ribs etc. Oh, I almost forgot, “pickled pigs feet” and “mountain oysters”! Yum!

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    Gent  over 7 years ago

    How about donating yourself to me, Pig. I’m hungry, and you look delicious…

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    Seed_drill  over 7 years ago

    Can we have your liver?

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    unca jim  over 7 years ago

    “Gee, Dad…It’s a Wurlitzer !!… “(sigh) no, son..it’s a Howitzer !”

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  over 7 years ago

    I think donating all of a pig’s organs would be just offal.

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    I’ve made the decision to sign up as an Organ Donor next year.

    Well, I won’t be using em’

    xxx

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Pig’s logic is impeccable. But he’s still improbably dumb.

    Does anyone mind bruised bacon? Will Pig jump?

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    GaryCooper  over 7 years ago

    True story:

    I saw a fried chicken place with a sign outside reading “Yes!” “We have livers!” I went inside and told the manager there was no need to state the obvious. “Why is it obvious?” “Because if you didn’t have them, you’d all be dead.”

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    ND Cool Z  about 6 years ago

    You’re next to a cliff. Now’s a good time..

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    Darkknight55  about 4 years ago

    There are no stupid questions…Is the greatest lie school ever taught me.

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    comicsfanaticman  over 1 year ago

    Did you know that if you took all the blood vessels out of your body and laid them out, you would die?

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    alantain  about 1 year ago

    After you die, you’ll be ham, bacon, and sausage links.

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