Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 28, 2017

The Burger Barn had a chocolate Milkshake of Magnesia that wasn’t too bad….

but people were embarrassed to say they wanted it “to go.”

Magnesia & Honey™ didn’t live up to its promise.

I hope they use free range magnesia…

Phillips screwdriver = vodka with milk of magnesia.

I can’t believe it’s not magnesia!

I tried that magnesia till it gave me amnesia…I think.

How, exactly, does one milk a magnesia?

@PACKRATJOHN: No matter what method you use it’s important to remember to warm your hands first…