Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 19, 2017

That explains a lot…

And, the picture’s upside down. Where’s the curator when you need ‘em? And, where’d all the vacuum packing they’d used go?

The Magratheans may be able to build a planet, but they sure are lousy at packing it properly!

The value of Earth just went up because it now has the original box.

Finally, the cat is out of the box..

Moon sold separately.

So… where’s all the amazon prime tape?

Shifted… or drifted?

This explains a few things.

Don’t forget to save the packing slip in case you need to return it.

What happened to all the polystyrene chips?

Damn Vogons. We probably paid for shipping.

“Cont(in)ents may have shifted during shipping.” Catch my drift?

That’s not earth, its Pangaea.

Good one!

Packing foam peanuts all ended up orbiting Saturn.

If you can find it, try a short story called “Construction Shack” by Clifford Simak, one of my favorite SF authors.

The Rockit folks believe that “continental shift” jive? Next thing you know, they’ll be saying the Earth is round!

Warning: This blue marble is somewhat fragile. It may not survive many collisions with other marbles…

As the continents drifted apart, the dinosaurs fell into the cracks. Just ask Alley Oop.

Pangea est in terra… no shift, just tectonic plates.

Pangea est in terra… no shift, just tectonic plates.

Pangea est in terra… no shift, just tectonic plates.

Pangea est in terra… no shift, just tectonic plates.

Pangea est in terra… no shift, just tectonic plates.

Pangea est in terra… no shift, just tectonic plates.

Pangea est in terra… no shift, just tectonic plates.

Pangea est in terra… no shift, just tectonic plates.

Pangea est in terra… no shift, just tectonic plates.

Collectors Edition: Pangaea