Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 15, 2017

Definitely the first. If you’re lucky it’s both.

Gives new meaning to the catchphrase, “rip you a new one”.

Finally you get to an age where it is expected.

Caulfield (and, by extension, Mallett) already doesn’t care what other people think. Otherwise why this purely infantile thread?

I like it. Phart jokes are phunnie. Especially when they trying to avoid the word.

I repeat: Please, no more flatulence “jokes.”

“Grampa Fred was in there for half an hour! It’s totally polluted!”

One of the benefits of living alone is not having anyone yell at you when you let one go.

I have a wonderful excuse when the gas starts. About 7 years ago I had a strangulated hernia and ended up in the hospital for an emergency hernia repair. The damage was so bad that they had to go in for a second hernia repair the next day, and then a bowel reconstruction to repair all the damage. Ever since I woke up from the 2 month coma I entered during the second surgery I’ve had almost constant gas, and the gas is really foul because my bowels were shortened to get rid of the dead portions from my intestines. I’ve had more than one person complain about the smell when I’m around and when I tell them the cause it’s hard to tell which of us is more embarrassed.

Sounds like Caulfield may be a “Plugger in Training.”