Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 05, 2017

Farm hands can be so cold…

Bottle service is expensive…. they’ll milk it for all it’s worth.

“Bartender! This milk is curdling!”

“No whey.”

How you gonna keep em down on the Farme after they’ve seen club Paree?

That milk might be a bit fermented.

Speaking of milk…. I wanted to take a milk bath. I “herd” it was good for the skin. I called up to order delivery of 100 gallons of milk for my bath. The order taker asked, “Do you want that Pasteurized?” "No, "I said, “Just up to my neck”