Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 30, 2017

“Also, grateful that my friend Goat doesn’t have a violent temper.”

That can of beer is affecting rats brain…

Better be careful, Rat, or Paris might do to you what he did once before:

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2012/02/05

And then Goat’s inner peace tore Rat into pieces.

Rat got Goat’s goat.

I decided a while back to put together my bucket list, but I got stalled after just one item: “check out the price of buckets”.

The troubles of one Rat don’t amount to a hill of beans in this world. At least he will always have Paris.

We can always be grateful for beer.

Rat’s pencil is under his ear.

There’s not enough paper on Earth to list all the people who are glad they are not Rat!

Kind of surprised Rat didn’t start the list by being grateful that he’s not Pig…

Luke 18: 9-14.

I am grateful there are such things as rat traps.

Just sayin’

xxx

Reluctantly, I again agree with Rat. Paris Goat is so prissy and humorless that I would not want to be him (though I fear that I am way too close already)….

No Thanksgiving for you, Rat!

Gratitude lists drive people to drinking bad beer.