Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 20, 2017

Oh cr*p, I shudda red the lapel.

Would you believe, the “our” through me four a minute?

It passes the spell check criteria. Knot a single ward has a wavy read lion under it, sew it muss bee rite.

Talking in text is a side effect? Bummer!

Have you ever listened to a drug commercial. "Sure we can cure your hangnail. Ask your doctor for XYZ (only $14,000 a shot) side affects include, nausea, diarrhea, dizziness, drowsiness, loss of hair, loss of limbs, hallucinations, bubonic plague, convulsions and death.

If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours contact your physician – especially if you are a woman (um, we forgot to mention another side effect)."

Ooooooh, the good stuff.

Painful

Apparently a large portion of our society must be taking that drug! Oh wait, I forgot, they aren’t teaching spelling in schools today! At least not the public schools!

Alcohol will do the same thing.

Ask your doctor if Sluritol is right for you.

Yep.

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My grammer lived in Maine.

Wife isn’t talking much, she’s a little horse.

just take it slough…

That gibberish made me cringe.

Is tRump taking that medication?