The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 20, 2017

They’re all in prison because the judge was able to see right through them.

He’s a glass act with a captive audience.

Sing it, Johnny!

Lol! Love it!

The prism I had when I was a kid was a longer triangular bar. These guys must have gotten a short prism sentence.

Sometimes you are just a pane…

 

♫ "They say a glass prism needs protection… ♬ ♩

They say ♫ that every prism ♪ ♬ must fall —

Yet I swear I see my refraction, ♫ ♪

Somewhere so high ♩ ♫ above this wall ♩

 

I see my light ♩ ♫ come _shiiinin’__ ♪ ♬

From the west down to the east ♫ ♪

Any day now, ♬ any day now ♩

I shall be released." ♩ ♫

I think their perspective is bent.

They need to focus.

Some nice light music.

How long is the prism sentence for spectra graph?

Some day he will see the light.

There are prisms in my glasses to correct my double vision but not sure what glasses on prisms can do.

I hope they all refract on their misdeeds and see the light.

Inmate Biv, Roy G.

This is sublime

Was this ghostwritten by Mr. Pastis?

They keep convex in a prism.

Good one!

When the band came to Newton Prism they were surprised to see a rainbow of colors in the audience. They’d been expecting inmates to be mostly White, lightly shaded with Black. The leader said, “I won’t make light of my feeling. I’m glad Isaac-rificed my other gig to be here!”

See what you started, Mr. Hilburn?

♪ refractions of my life…

What a “spectacle” this must have been.

But I lased a man in Reno, just to watch him fry.