Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 21, 2017

There can be no such thing as a hipster unicorn, because there was never a time when unicorns were uncool.

is there anything the unicorn species haven’t invented?

Could this be Rarity in about 50 years?

Unicorns invented hipness? Sure, let’s go with that.

I can believe it. Just look at the size of those hips.

Even down to the little beards on the guy Unicorns.

They’re called half-moon spectacles in Harry Potter.

Now that, I’d believe.

Where’s Marigold’s lumberjack beard? Can’t be a proper hipster without a lumberjack beard…

If unicorns are perfect, why would she even need glasses? Or a dentist, for that matter!

Unicorns were hipsters before it was cool :-)

I was gonna say a senior citizen, but I guess hipster works as well. :)