Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 19, 2017

It’s not even informative with the favor spell context. Every dog is born already hating it when leaves fall on their property.

It’s not polite to ask a unicorn her age.

oh, boy, do I NOT want to smell like Itlaian seasoning when on someone’s unicorn-grazing lawn

Looks like Marigold would make a good mother…and a grandmother.

Smelling like Italian seasoning might not be so bad, unless it causes unicorns and other creatures to nibble on you.

They’re right there, Mari, you don’t have to shout.

Anyone else reading Marigold with a Clint Eastwood voice today?

The joke is about crotchety old people yelling at kids to get off their lawn. Imagine thinking you have rights to a place just because you own it. After all, it’s not like trespassing and vandalism are actually CRIMES.

How old is Marigold? Like all ladies of uncertain age, she does not care to tell.

What I want to know is how the unicorns solved the memory problem and brain shrinkage?

If she’s like the unicorns in Beagle’s latest book, “In Calabria”, her age really doesn’t matter.

Ew, flavored grass. I like my grass as gross as always, thanks.

She must be old. She talks like an old b*tch! :P