Herman by Jim Unger for September 30, 2017

Live big, let them both grow.

You can only grow nose and ear hair so long.

I can comb over my ear hair.

Yes, let it grow taller than your scalp.

Thinking of growing a man-bun?

Yes!

Like in Dilbert. Wally tied all three of his hairs together and called it a ‘ponytail’. Dilbert said something like, “Curse you, for raising the bar for the rest of us!” Sounds like he must have been referring to a limbo bar.