Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 25, 1998

Transcript:

Duke: Hit the phones, Honey! We've got a million things to do here! Honey: I'm taking the rest of the day off, sir. It's Christmas. Duke: Christmas? The Chinese don't celebrate Christmas! Honey: Sir, I've been an American citizen for years. I'm fully entitled to legal holidays. Duke: Honey, I don't think you understand! This is the official inaugural party! The whole state will be... Honey: Sorry sir - it's not open for discussion. Duke: For crying out loud - at least book the hookers! Or the ostriches! Honey: Merry Christmas, sir.