The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 27, 2017

Counting sheep normally cures insomnia, not create it.

Only Ewe, can make the darkness bright.

That job really takes a toll on them.

The kid broke the law and is now on the lamb.

No ewe turns allowed.

I thought they dreamt of $5 foot-longs.

It’s just not fare.

Eew!

Baa!

After this he wrote a song, “There’ll never be another ewe”.

They can’t pull the wool over his eyes

I’ve heard from an actual shepherd that counting sheep is NOT relaxing, because she worries about not all sheep being accounted for.

It’s not relaxing to me either. For me, the sheep get unruly and won’t jump over the fence, etc and the frustration keeps me awake!

If you’ve ever smelled the New York City subway, you’d certainly think they graze sheep down there.

Excellent comments, Everyone!

It’s always good, but I’ve really been enjoying The Argyle Sweater lately! Lots Of Laughs!

If this poor guy doesn’t give this a rest, he’s gonna be Sertafiable!

In the crazy quilt that is his life, the baaad guys are (wool)batting a thousand.

I guess the ram was able to slip through.