The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 25, 2017

The old gray mare, she ain’t what she used to be …

You dumb pony. The expression is “you can lead a horse to water” … not get pickled.

May all of your pony’s be pickled.

I’ll have a Colt 45.

The Pickled Pony’s they go up and down.

So, why the long face? (Someone hadda say it…)

I have been to a bar called “The Stoned Pony”

Horse****.

The ol’ Nag

You can lead a horse to water, but feed it salt to make it drink.

If a marinated cucumber is a pickle, and a pickled pony is a little nagged, how sauced do you have to be to make horse sense?

You don’t have to give in to pressure. When it comes to drugs and alcohol, just say neigh.

“Confound these ponies; they drive me to drink!” —memetic phrase

so, a horse walks into a bar…