The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 29, 2017

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    wiatr  about 7 years ago

    Bend over; you might catch sight of them.

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    electricshadow Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Make like “Kung Fu Panda” and change your name to Po.

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    Jeff0811  about 7 years ago

    Like an ancient wise man said just before getting on the treadmill; A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step…then another step…and another. You have to start somewhere, eating right would help too.

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    CeeJay  about 7 years ago

    So a guy tells his doctor that he’s so fat he hasn’t seen his male appendage in years. The doctor say: Diet! The guy says: What color? (I aplologize ahead of time.)

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    Yakety Sax  about 7 years ago

    Exercise, eat healthy, don’t smoke, drink moderately or not at all, die anyway.

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    Yakety Sax  about 7 years ago

    Whoever dies with the most stuff, still dies.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Back in 2000 I had gone from the 260 I weighed for decades to 412 lbs. Because, while I was retired in 1998, I continued to eat my regular diet. But I didn’t get the same workout that I had gotten at work. In 2003 I got a Roux-En-Y Gastric bypass and am now bouncing between 240 and 260. Beware suddenly stopping regular exercise but not changing diet

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