In Security by Bea R. for November 21, 2017

You know once during Thanksgiving I fell down a flight of concrete stairs in Manhattan. Suddenly that day isn’t looking so bad…not that I remember much of it. XD

Ignorance is bliss, they say…

I’m reading Sam’s dad in the voice of actor Jack Nicholson today.

Mum’s head remains ginormous, this being essentially the same camera set-up as yesterday.

The original Thanksgiving was a celebration of the successful harvest after two harvests failed due to the Pilgrims experiment with socialism. Two years with socialist planning and labor, failed harvests, and famine resulted in the death of half the population each winter. The third year, they allowed each family to manage their own farms, and that fall there was more than enough food. So the pilgrims held a feast, invited the friendly local Indians (who had been helping them), and gave thanks to God for a successful harvest and for showing them the evils of socialist labor theory.

Hey – let’s talk about the FBI man at the window! (Thanks a lot, Dad!)

In a month it’s time for “A Dysfunctional Family Christmas”,oh boy.

Thanksgiving recipe (American): take 1-left wing wild turkey, combine with 1-right wing fighting chicken, add lots of puffed-up stuffing, surround with vegetables, butter it all up, cram it into a single house. Allow it to heat up on its own. Savory drippings of venom can be used as gravy. Cool down by throwing it all outside on the front stoop and lawn after enjoying watching it devour itself and all happiness and thankfulness within earshot.

“I’m a communist!”

Nope. Definitely not Norman Rockwell.

You’ve gotta be more specific, Sedine. Which of the five turkeys at the table are you cutting?

Overload on storyline and unpleasant people. I’m out.

Bust a gut funny! I can match an individual I know to each of the parents.

On the upside, Sedine is looking extra cute… ;)

Sedine’s mom doesn’t pull punches. Sam’s dad doesn’t know he got punched. Sam’s mom is totally in denial. Sedine’s dad is his wonderful self looking at the bright side. Sedine is her beautiful cute self and Sam? Well, Sam, when are you going to gain control? Please!

Sam’s dad is holding a spoon. Are those pearly white’s false?

Everything is free? Guess he got the wrong impression of communism, since things aren´t free – but people work to better each others. A nice hypothesis, but impossible in reality due to people wanting more for themself – and thus you end in marxism and leninism. But he is right in the fact that he is getting a free meal now at least. And her dad is right too if they keep shouting so much. :D

Moms better hold that purse tight! Sam’s dad doesn’t recognize private ownership.

Forget it, Sedine… They’ve been talking turkey from the moment they arrived…