Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 25, 2017

That must be the world’s shortest castle keep.

Ten points, Slytherin.

Poor misguided soul tried to buy my castle? What was it you wanted again?

i ignore the door completely if it’s a jehovah’s witness.

Gee, what a pointy little bald headed freak he is…

So the current king, um, dethroned his father?

I suspect door-to-door sales calls are rather brief, if you get the point.

Wish I had one of those

I had a small wasp nest by my front door that never bothered anybody. When the religious freaks came around I would point to it and tell them that I hoped none of their motley crew was allergic to wasp stings. Hasty exit.

Otherwise nobody ever noticed the nest, to say nothing about being stung.

Prediction of North Korea………….

Like that would deter a salesman