Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 02, 1999
September 01, 1999
September 03, 1999
Transcript:
Zipper: Big Paul, I'm just curious - what kind of freshman problems are you trained to handle? Paul: Just about anything, my man. Zipper: Okay, say I get involved in a love triangle with the President's daughter...and the school chaplain. I get expelled, so I sue and go to the Supreme Court, but not before someone takes a shot at me! What would your advice be? Paul: Well, first I'd sell the movie rights. Zipper: Okay, but what would your cut be? What's the norm?
