Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 29, 2017

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    bluegirl285  about 7 years ago

    It could be me, but I’m pretty sure that’s not what they mean.

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    Arianne  about 7 years ago

    Most girls would flip their lids for a guy like you.

    She just didn’t expect your generosity or jarring good looks.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 7 years ago

    He’s also serving fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  about 7 years ago

    heh. Women! Amirite, men?

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    Ubintold  about 7 years ago

    He’s offering takeout?

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    DanFlak  about 7 years ago

    I love this one – score one for Mark.

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    Perkycat  about 7 years ago

    Brains? He’s got a million of them!

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    jreckard  about 7 years ago

    Most women would be satisfied with a man with half a brain …

    in his own head.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Funny thing, when they do get a man with brains they ignore everything he says.

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