Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 18, 2000

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Honey: Sir, seeing you crumpled there on the floor had quite an effect on me. Never again, I thought to myself. As abhorrent as I find it, from now on, I'm packing! Duke: Packing what? Honey: Heat, sir. I'm wearing a sidearm under my jacket! Duke: Well, that's a relief. Honey: Aren't you a little surprised? Duke: Definitely. I thought you'd had one boob done.