Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 04, 2017

Yeah…candy corn is the most disgusting substance known to man…even under haggis…

Sure and who’s the more disgusting? The one who’s gonna eat ALL that candy corn,or the one that Knew he was that disgusting,and married him anyway?

And is it me or do her feet look like she’s morphing into a bird?… or perhaps showing her true form…the Harpy?

What astonishes me is that people actually eat the stuff. Even as a child, I might manage to consume a kernel or two, but never more. Yuck!

He’ll be dead way before then.

Candy corn is a veggie, right?

I’m half way through my first bag already.

I don’t remember any candy I liked less than candy corn but that was a lo-o-o-ong time ago. There had to have been at least one more.

I love the stuff! I actually found a store that sold it year round!

Try a piece of candy corn with a handful of buttered popcorn. Instant heaven!

Clearly she’s ticked because he didn’t leave any for her!

Just don’t buy the cheap candy corn. I like it best with peanuts.