Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 26, 2017

And be aware that no matter what order you eat your food in, the last bite of your entree (carefully curated by you to have a nice piece of meat in it) will have something in the meat that can’t be chewed.

File under: Dining tips for the Obsessive-Compulsive.

Although I know the author has never met me. I feel like I am being made fun of.

It is oh so painful to see my core nature so ruthlessly exposed by this comic. Ouch!

Words to live by…

Strip should have a dotted line around it so you can "clip ‘n’ save.

Shouldn’t he be out carefully “raking” the leaves…?

Wait, Dinty Moore Beef Stew actually has some BEEF in it???!!!

This is crazy. Everyone knows that with stews (or frozen pot pies) you eat all the potatoes, then all the carrots, saving the meat for last. And with a pot pie, then you eat the crust.

They have medication now for Bob’s condition.

Thanks Bob! All good ideas I can apply to my own life with a minimum of fuss!

I thought I was the only one who had these sorts of rules.

Agreed, system works beautifully with individual meals. Breaks horribly with open bowl of mixed nuts. Damn you goody-grabbers, going after the cashews!