I’m sixty-five and fairly active for my age, but two weeks ago I found myself sitting in the back seat of a Cadillac, being driven to breakfast by a grandmother and her daughter while I was wearing slippers. It’s all down hill from here.
My sister gave me a T-shirt, it reads, “Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.” I like to exercise my options. Peter Pan ain’t got nuthin’ on me.
You go from singing about a dog named B-I-N-G-O, to playing a game named BINGO, and a bunch of stuff in between, that’s pretty much life in a nutshell.
Egrayjames about 7 years ago
I’m sixty-five and fairly active for my age, but two weeks ago I found myself sitting in the back seat of a Cadillac, being driven to breakfast by a grandmother and her daughter while I was wearing slippers. It’s all down hill from here.
sandpiper about 7 years ago
Frequently ask my mirror similar questions. Get back a that’s life so stand to sigh but never an answer
DanFlak about 7 years ago
My sister gave me a T-shirt, it reads, “Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.” I like to exercise my options. Peter Pan ain’t got nuthin’ on me.
Phred Premium Member about 7 years ago
It sneaks up.
Jeff0811 about 7 years ago
You go from singing about a dog named B-I-N-G-O, to playing a game named BINGO, and a bunch of stuff in between, that’s pretty much life in a nutshell.
CeeJay about 7 years ago
I’m in my seventh decade and I still haven’t played Bingo.
tauyen about 7 years ago
Can’t get the words to ‘Bob Dylan’s Dream’ out of my mind: “…we never once thought we could get very old…”
cuzinron47 about 7 years ago
Oh oh. I’ve already pasted the bingo period.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 7 years ago
I think they’re ready for the jigsaw puzzle of the month club.