Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 14, 2002
Transcript:
Zonker: Master? It is I, Zonker! I'm on my way out for a visit! Ol' Surfer Dude: Really? How totally bodacious! But tell me this: What will you do if you arrive for your visit and discover I've gone out? Zonker: Hmm...I guess I'd just chill. Or drive around. Or score some tacos. Or fly home. Whatever. Ol' Surfer Dude: You have learned well, young dude. Zonker: You fox! That was a test?