Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 19, 2017

It’ll probably feel like falling.

My brothers tried jumping off the roof using a sheet for a parachute. I don’t know how they kept from breaking anything … that time.

The first 1.999 stories will feel like gliding. Watch out for that last ummm.. (let’s see, those old houses probably had ten foot ceilings, so 0.001 X 10 feet X 12 inches/foot = ) eighth inch.

That looks like one small narrow 2 story house. And Dad by now should know never to leave his guard down by talking to Danae. Fortunately Kate is ever vigilant.

It’s not the falling/flying/gliding that gets you – it’s the sudden stop at the end.

Cute little house!

This is one of Danae’s many pre-existing conditions. She will never get health care.

Landing is the hard part.

Perhaps a tree will cushion their landing.

Are all the people who commented above British or do they have to get up at the crack of dawn on Sunday, like I do?

Guess she never heard about wingsuits (yeah, don’t want her getting any more bright ideas…).

Lucy in the Sky with Danae :~)

I hope there is a HUGE pile of leaves in the distance!

Giant rubber band courtesy of the Acme Corporation.

Nobody’s asking the right question – how did they get up there in the first place?

At that angle, as opposed to sky diving, there’s at least a chance of achieving orbital velocity. Not that there’s anything to breathe up there.

Am I the only one who tunes out when we hit a Danae sequence..?

Wiley wish he was in my news paper. Some of the best stuff that is coming out of it. Glad I have Gocomics!

Danae, why don’t you rake the leaves into piles instead, then burn the leaves as an offering for the snow gods..

What a grim house for children and miniature horses to live in. It looks like a leftover Halloween prop. Can we sign a petition for a redraw?

Evolutionary biologists hypothesize that gliding (as in “flying” squirrels) may have been an intermediate step to the acquisition of full-fledged flight capabilities (as in bats).

Ever hear the joke from a Steve McQueen movie (I forgot which one) about the guy who fell off the Empire State Bldg. As he past each floor he was heard to say “So far, so good1”

She really is the female equivelant of Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes. He tried the same stunt with a bed sheet. It didn’t work his mom’s rosebush “broke” his fall. see herehttps://www.pinterest.ie/pin/313633561522378939/

I’m dying to know how she got this slingshot drawn.

I love the drawing of the house including the color. There’s something very inviting about it.