Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 20, 2017

But what about “yore”

Go get’em Bung!

Only I’m ready to pick him up and kick his you-know-what for being plastered!

I know the difference between “thou art” and “thine.” Bung’s doing well for the days of your. Or is that “you’re”? Ah well. Yore guess is as good as mine.

How about No and Know

What about “there,” “they’re” and “their?”

How about “rein” and “reign”?

Puzzle: “I went to two stores, too. There were three ____ in that sentence.” Three whats?

The letter from MENSA is in the mail.

Ah, but do you know the difference between “it’s” and “its”?

Another couple of belts and the differences will disappear

Then there’s effect and affect.

All pick up line from the days of yore

Just happened to think about “where,” “were,” “we’re” and “wear.”

the writer’s been reading blog-comments! lol

And I bet she knows the difference between “sot” and “souse”.

I saw the ‘Idiocracy’ movie recently. If the guy in charge was a big black big guy instead of a white trash midget (since there is no ‘orange trash’), somebody would think it was a documentary instead of some leisure movie

She wasn’t phased. He should tow the line.

Then there is: “I read”, “he read” and that car is painted "red ".

My idea of a good pickup line is, “Would you care for a ride in my F-150?”

And “lose” and “loose”, which I read was the number one incorrectly used word pair on the Internet…

There, they’re and their too.

I speak English like a native. Don´t ask me where I live.

When did Bung gain so much weight?