Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 24, 2017

I prefer an equipment manger that on the ball so I won’t go to bat for this guy.

At least he didn’t steal them, like everyone else does.

If I didn’t know any better, I’d say that’s Beetle Baily.

[Sad tuba sound]

If I didn’t know better, I’d think that this screwball is on strike, although I hear on his good days that he’s pretty swinging…….

Sorry, but he’s not going to let you slide on this.