The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 23, 2017

OUCH!

If he wants a local doctor, why is he making a trunk call?

Hey, I bet it’s knot funny to the elephant.

And I’m sure it snot funny if he also has a cold.

Is he sure he doesn’t have a cold? It looks like nasal congestion.

He really tied one on last night.

My mum always threatened to jerk a knot in my tail, but this is ridiculous!

If he sneezes…..

He tied one on last night, now he has a hangover.

Don’t get your trunks in a bunch.

Nurse looks like a super-sized Viking cheerleader.

And while you’re at it, make taxpayers pay for it all!

Ah the problems a congested trumpet causes the Republican Party.

It’s not as bad as it seems… it could have been a Windsor…

Time to send in the Boy Scouts.

His granny did it.

This reminds me of an old Tim Conway sketch about Siamese elephants.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE_WmagjY