Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 20, 2017

Our emperor has taught you well.

Don’t even try to to start a conspiracy theory, Melania’s breasts are real.

News that I watch anymore… none.

He’s almost got the orange part right.

Read the News Paper! Yes, it’s a day late; yes, the selection of stories still reflects the editors bias. But over-all you get more researched and more balanced news. And, reading at your own pace, you can think over what you read and separate the facts from whatever bias might be present.

In the case of Beloved Leader, the wording is rearranged a bit, “News that agrees with me – Real. News that doesn’t – Fake”

Funny? That doesn’t look like Donald Trump.

I remember when “The Daily Show” called themselves “Fake News.” Now they are more REAL than “Fox News.”

His Disciples believe Trump when he claims to have invented the word ‘fake’.

Like when he invented that ‘priming the pump’ phrase.

Clark, put your glasses back on, straighten your hair, and get back to the city desk.

Watch what other countries are reporting, it’s less biased about US politics. They have a distanced perspective.

Lustig, keep away the political stuff, otherwise you’ll alienate readers. Your fans are here for the sexy stuff. Keep with that.

John, I’ve followed you for a while now. Mind if I call you “Lusty” in keeping with the overarching theme of your oh-so-delightful comics?

Funny how your side is the one that keeps getting busted for false news stories but you keep blaming Fox. Hypocrites are funny little people.