In Security by Bea R. for December 07, 2017

Kid said the “F” word …

I take it Sedine must have baked those.

Knew that Sedine’s outfit reminded me of someone …

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Bea must’ve recently given “Scott Pilgrim” a rewatch.

Coal-i-fi-cate ’im and send ’im down the slide already…

Bad experiences with vegan children,hmm…

How do you tell someone is a vegan or eating gluten-free?

You don’t.

THEY tell you. Again and again and again and……

How would the kid know what evil cow farts taste like?

So I suppose Elsie isn’t included in the category of evil cows.

Welp, kid’s definitely on the naughty list. Pride is one of the seven deadlies.

Evil Cow Farts would be a good name for a rock band.

I just flashed back on Euell Gibbons and his comments on a certain breakfast cereal: “Tastes like wild hickory nuts”. Which now seems very funny as I have never seen a tame hickory nut. At least the kid knows there are evil cows-do you suppose they “let one rip” as they are leaving the milking parlor, just to annoy the person milking them?

For clarification — Did the kid mean the cookies tasted like farts from an evil cow or farts that are inherently evil?