Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 11, 2004
Transcript:
Digger Dematis: Yo, 'sup everyone. I'm Digger Dematis, and this is Jamal Hackley representing the defensive unit... we just want to tell you how angry we are at Coach Boopstein, who by the way is an incredibly lame coach, okay? It's an outrage that anyone would slam us for hiring hookers for recruiting parties! It never happened, yo! Reporter: But no one accused you of hiring hookers. Digger: Uh... good! Because they'd be way off base!