Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 30, 2017

I truly do wonder if Bung were to run into Andy Capp at a pub;who’s buying?

Cheers, Bung

you made the bill,, you pay the bill.

Cheers!

His reputation precedes him then lingers

Well you have two options, Bung. Either pay your bar tabs, stop drinking so much (in fact just give up drinking all together) or lose weight. Okay, that’s 3.

I wonder if everyone shouts “Bung!” when he enters.

Indeed they are, Bung. That’s one good reason not to drink under your real name.

“It’s a dog-eat-dog world and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.” – Norm Peterson