Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 09, 2017

I guess Agnes has never heard a long table of summer campers….

“Food food, rah rah rah

Food food, sis boom bah!

Yaaaay God!"

Even shorter cub scout version:

“Rub-a-dub dub…

Thanks for the grub….

Yaaay God!"

I was saying a Thanksgiving prayer and I guess I got a little long winded. My 3 year old grandson said, half way through the prayer, “Oh brother”. Needless to say, the entire table cracked up!

Yeah but Trout, “fast” means you can’t eat…

Slavic neopagan?

Czernobog

Good food, good meat, good Thor, let’s eat.

Dear Lord, I don’t have time to give proper thanks for this blessing, so please withhold any further blessings. Amen

My dinner grace is as follows, oh Dear Lord please don’t let my cooking kill me or my dinner guests. Amen