Pickles by Brian Crane for December 03, 2017

Well, in Japan, slurping ramen, udon, soba, and other noodles is considered good manners; it helps bring out the flavor as you eat it.

Then maybe she should stop making spaghetti.

This is why I prefer to eat in front of the TV.

It’s not the sight, it’s the sound.

My Dad used to put a napkin over his hand when he dunked his doughnuts. He didn’t want us to pick up any bad habits. :)

Also,once in a while, he would crack a hardboiled egg by throwing it up against the ceiling. Mom loved that trick!

Just eat in a different room and leave him by himself!

Does Opal EVER stop complaining or criticizing? She never shows Earl any love, but constant whining and complaining. No wonder he has no hair left.

I don’t like people watching me eat. That’s why I try to eat alone if I can. Everybody’s happy that way.

xxx

ya know, if you slurp it in really really fast you can make tomato noodle marks on your nose, eyebrows AND chin at the same time – but you gotta make that noodle really flop!

“Look at me Opal, I’m eating worms! >SLURP<”

Gimme a Pig Foot and a bottle of beer……

at least he isnt eating a bird

I think if I had to live with Opal every day…. I would move out.