Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 20, 2017

famous last words lady.

It’s good to see that the Wiley Bears are getting into the Holiday spirit.

Tis the season to eat Ollie?

The guy’s name is Ollie?

Yeah, Ollie because then no one can Stan him …

Wylie bears have their own version of the Fall Harvest…

Hey, bears gotta eat, too…

Look for the bare necessities - The simple bare necessities - Forget about your worries and your strife - I mean the bare necessities - That’s why a bear can rest at ease — With just the bare necessities of life

Never, ever ask that question. The Universe is listening, It will answer, and It has a perverse sense of humor.

Clearly, Wiley Miller and Chad Carpenter are both convinced bears are, hands down, smarter than humans.

Pick one and find out.

Well, you won’t be eating the bearies, but the bearies? Sorry, no spoilers here.

YAY!! Wiley Bears!! YAY!!

" But what’s the worst that can happen ? " ranks right up there with " Here, hold my beer, and watch this ! "

Bait and snatch.

Wiley’s bears say that people in sleeping bags, are the “soft tacos” of the bear world.

Berries make for a good dessert after the main course.

Like the difference between, “Pardon impossible. To be sent to Siberia” and “Pardon, impossible to be sent to Siberia.” But I like Lamehawk’s pithy one better.

In Russia, bearies eat you!

Remember the line from those teen horror flicks? “I’ll be right back.”

They don’t grow there this time of year? Hey, they’re just clearing out the years inventory. Just being good business bears is all….They do look kinda hungry, though. Or at least eager…

Bearies/buries, what’s the difference?

This reminds me of a Gary Larson cartoon.

That theme has been used a lot lately in this cartoon

It’s really not a misspelling.

I just love how happy and hopeful the bears look!

Ah, his old “stupid people being lured by bears” schtick. (To paraphrase Saturday’s strip, “Why does Wiley get to keep making comics??”)

Worse thing that might happen? The bear will get indigestion by eating you.