Flanders & Swann:‘I fancy you must be a sort of WarthogThough for a Warthog you look a messThat make-up’s far to heavy for a Warthog;You could have chosen a more suitable dressDid you have to dye your hair?If that’s perfume give me air!I strongly disapprove of scarlet teethBut let us take the floor‘Cause I’m absolutely sureThat you’re a WarthogJust a WarthogThe sweetest little,Neatest littleDearest and completest littleWarthog … underneath’.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray about 7 years ago
Rest assured, I aint !
Farside99 about 7 years ago
Well, if she didn’t wear glasses, I’d love her just as much.
PICTO about 7 years ago
The two words that make any woman beautiful…“Last call”.
Under Dog Premium Member about 7 years ago
I like when she squeals like a pig, sir.
Jeff0811 about 7 years ago
Oh Dad, Don’t be such a crashing boar.
Rather boarish behavior don’t you think?
Petunia, I don’t like the way your dad’s looking at me. It’s like he’s boaring right into my soul.
robolt about 7 years ago
Hamstrung
hooglah about 7 years ago
Nobody can resist a nice pork butt…………..unless you’re muslim.
paullp Premium Member about 7 years ago
Hard for us humans to judge, but I guess by warthog standards she’s a 10!
AtariDragon about 7 years ago
Flanders & Swann:‘I fancy you must be a sort of WarthogThough for a Warthog you look a messThat make-up’s far to heavy for a Warthog;You could have chosen a more suitable dressDid you have to dye your hair?If that’s perfume give me air!I strongly disapprove of scarlet teethBut let us take the floor‘Cause I’m absolutely sureThat you’re a WarthogJust a WarthogThe sweetest little,Neatest littleDearest and completest littleWarthog … underneath’.