Herman by Jim Unger for November 18, 2017

He knows.

“Now, can you help me find my pants?”

Yeah, and it’s not even Ralph’s house !

Wasn’t That a Party

The Irish Rovers

“Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.

Could have been three or four six-packs,

I don’t know, but look at the mess I’m in,

My head is like a football, I think I’m gonna die,

Tell me, me oh me oh my,

Wasn’t that a party?

Someone took a grapefruit and wore it like a hat,

I saw someone under my kitchen table, talking to my old tom cat,

They were talking about hockey and the cat was talkin’ back,

Along about then everything went black,

But wasn’t that a party?

I’m sure it’s just my memory playin’ tricks on me,

But I think I saw my buddy cuttin’ down my neighbour’s tree,"

And there’s more.

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Up my way, to “Ralph” is to toss your cookies.