Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 10, 2017

It’s like Poncho’s own studio apartment.

As usual, Poncho has it wrong. ‘Lapdogs’ are dogs that curl up in the laps of their pet-parents. Not dogs that dump junk in the laps of their owners…

I am not going to try to analyze this strange picture, but Carmen looks great in teal.

If Poncho’s gotta consider himslf a lap dog, he’s gonna make sure he’s living in the lap of luxury.

Poncho should move to Lapland.

Every dog I’ve ever had living with me thought that he/she was a lapdog…including Lizzie, the 55 pound mutt.

If you’re a lap dog, you should run circuits around a track. If you’re a Lapp dog, though, you should herd reindeer.

Well, I suppose he has a point. If you are labeled something, perhaps the best thing to do is to own it. Lap dogs live on laps so hold still sitting human. He is moving in, or on, or whatever.

Is the thing around his neck supposed to be a TV?

I can’t believe Chaz actually sat there and let Poncho do all that.

Poncho has file cabinets? What kind of files does he keep?