Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 05, 2017

Toni, you sure have kept track of those numbers.

When did Toni get so attached to a ‘mobile device’? Is this gonna be the new arc; she’s addicted to her smartphone or iphone or what, and Brad keeps trying to pull her back into reality?

359 / 24.9 means they spend 1 day in the bathroom for every 24 days together. I guess they must use the fire station bathroom on the other 23 days.

It’s the shared bedroom that counts.

From yesterday:

I’ve since confirmed that Laura Dern is 5’10", and Kyle MacLachlan is 6’0". That’s consistent with how they looked with each other in Blue Velvet.

Maybe Brad & Toni are both 5’10" – my height.

Someone said men average 5’8", so women must average around 5’5".

I wonder exactly how many couples take long walks in the park? I know…zero. My husband and I don’t take long walks for quality time. We eat out and chat, go to the movies, go on road trips. This romantic setting in the park or on the beach belong to the budding romance of a new relationship. After years together as girl/boyfriend, an engagement, I would think they are way past that. By now, they should be talking about getting their own home, starting a family, unless they don’t want the responsibility of either which might explain the walk in the park…

Toni had to subtract a few hours due to TJ’s marathon in the bathroom.

“The facts” can kill a romantic moment real fast!

My wife and I have shared 2.03 BILLION heartbeats over the 27.3 years we have been married. And a few hundred million before that.

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I might have to subtract a few as my heart skips beats every now and then…

They’ve shared 14.9 days in the bathroom? Together? I know they’re in love, but potty time is private time to me.

To answer one of the poster’s question from yesterday: Have they gotten of T.J.?

Man, are they aging in real-time now? That’s gotta be close. What is this- For Better Or For Worse?

I think Brad the only person who thinks toilets are romantic

Does Toni ever wear normal clothes? Like old jeans, sweatshirts, flannel shirts?

Greg should be careful putting a date/1year on his strip that takes 14 real years for a comic year to go by.

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No a lot to comment on during my pipe & coffee commentary this morning. The bucolic scene is nice and the romantic feelings are pleasant to see. Today seems more of a segue perhaps while we await what may transpire to throw some sort of monkey wrench into the works of their 1st Anniversary celebration.

My only comment is they are so beautiful together, and they are always drawn so lovingly, and what is this leading up too I wonder?

Okay, You Two. Since You brought it up, WHAT Exactly has Happened since You got Married last year, to make it the “best 359 days of Your Lives??”

1) “The Strip Budget” Arc?

2) The Predicable “Jonah DUMPS the Kid On ’Em,” Including Babysitting, Playground Sessions and Trick or Treating Arcs?

3) The Occasional “Sunday Appearance” Arc?

4) The "Have Take Turns using the Bathroom because Somebody had the “Bright Idea” to invite a Noxious “Roommate” to Live with a Couple of Newly Weds," Arc?

Feel FREE to Add, but as ALWAYS, if it Happened "Off Strip, Doesn’t COUNT!

Take Your Time. I’m Brewing a FRESH Pot ’O COFFEE……….,

keep wondering if Toni will drop the “I’m pregnant” shoe.

Married a year already? So. Baby?

Did we ever see the remodeled bathroom?

Toni has always been the more practical and pragmatic of the two. Now, either this is geekishness or some strange affinity (on her part) for trivia and useless data.

Hey, Toni (and Brad)! Don’t believe everything you read on the internet! Cherish your own lives together, and create your own statistics. It will be more fun, more satisfying, more true….