Pickles by Brian Crane for December 04, 2017

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 7 years ago

    You’ve got a good point there, Nelson. Heck, I don’t even remember any bedtime stories my grandfather back in Arizona (bless his soul ten years ago) gave me when as a child.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    One grandfather dead 6 years before I was born, and the other dead the year after I was born. Count your blessings Nelson, and ask him questions that will make him wish he hadn’t told you that.

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    linsonl  almost 7 years ago

    Start the day with about a pint of vodka instead of breakfast. It will make the fooling around with things like colons and prostates a lot more bearable.

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    Dani Rice  almost 7 years ago

    My grandfather didn’t tell me stories, but he did teach me a lot songs. I was probably the only girl in fifth grade who knew all the verses to “Heaven Will Protect the Working Girl”.

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    arolarson Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    My gramp taught me about baseball, especially listening to the radio on warm summer afternoons on the porch. Of course that was back in the day when baseball was faster paced and exciting, not slow enough to induce a coma.

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    lisard56  almost 7 years ago

    O Dani….my grandpa taught us songs as well while sitting on his lap. Waaaaay back in the late 50s. Our favorite was “Froggy Went Acourtin”. I think Nelson is extremely lucky to have a loving Grandpa who spends time with him, period.

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    Luanaphile  almost 7 years ago

    Tonight will feature Earl’s electro-convulsive shock treatments.

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    Linguist  almost 7 years ago

    At least Earl didn’t tell him a bedtime story about his vasectomy !

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    J Short  almost 7 years ago

    The worst part of the story was the prep.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 7 years ago

    I’m looking forward to the book deal and the movie.

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    Number Three  almost 7 years ago

    Tonight will be a story about Grandpa’s prostate exam…

    xxx

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    Having the actual procedure is easy. Preparation is the hard part.

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    greatgrannyszoo  almost 7 years ago

    My grandfather died 63 yrs ago and I still miss him my boys miss my dad he is gone 11yrs ago.. Enjoy then while you can…

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