Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 07, 2017

Just wait till you get that job, pal. Then you’ll know what real discrimination is.

Aye sure and Much like beauty,discrimination is in the eye of the beholder.

Yes. Yes it is. Now move along.

No, otherwise it wouldn’t be an iconic recruitment slogan for our more aggressive branch of the armed forces or the movie of the same name.

I don’t know how “discrimination” itself became a Bad Thing. For centuries being discriminating was a mark of applied intelligence; today it is synonymous with unfairness. We discriminate every time we select the shampoo we are going to buy, and discrimination is the point of any job selection process: to identify and select the most suitable candidate from among the applicants.

What? Chicken Rod looking for a few good men. Chair ought to be vacant.

What’s up with the missing comments and likes icons on the right side of the strips? Gad!! Don’t tell me there another BIG IMPROVEMENT coming!!

“Looking for a few bad men to do bad things.”

It could also be considered sex discrimination.

HOOTERS discriminates against men when hiring for waitpersons. THANK GOD!

BTW there is conservative political correctness by our friend in Rattlesnake Hills and Patrick Buchanan. Yes, Robert E. Lee was a traitor who killed 400,000 loyal Union soldiers for profitable human bondage and should have been hung off of Traveller’s back.