I sincerely hope the first mate is a rock lobster. Motion in the ocean…
Watch out for his “recruiters” … you think you’re signing up with some kind of “Sea-cation” …
They’re really saying Cetacean…
Try to escape and he’ll whale on you.
Any time you don’t quite understand him, he’ll make sure you get his point.
Special note: in case he ever asks you to repeat his order, try to remember it’s “Artiodactyla.”
OK, so I didn’t know that…. I just took an ocean to look it up…
I used Wikipedia… the pirate edition.
Lefty should’ve known this was a fishy story, full of “carp”.
He needs a mascot to parrot his orders.
The narwhale is a fascinating creature.
BTW, why does the pirate narwhal have two swords? He can fight with what Nature gave him, and enjoy hearing his defeated rival exclaim, “Curse, foiled again!”
He’s Swedish: Pontus Pirate.
Dan Thompson
mddshubby2005 over 6 years ago
I sincerely hope the first mate is a rock lobster. Motion in the ocean…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago
Watch out for his “recruiters” … you think you’re signing up with some kind of “Sea-cation” …
They’re really saying Cetacean…
Try to escape and he’ll whale on you.
Any time you don’t quite understand him, he’ll make sure you get his point.
Special note: in case he ever asks you to repeat his order, try to remember it’s “Artiodactyla.”
OK, so I didn’t know that…. I just took an ocean to look it up…
I used Wikipedia… the pirate edition.
Fantom Premium Member over 6 years ago
Lefty should’ve known this was a fishy story, full of “carp”.
SunflowerGirl100 over 6 years ago
He needs a mascot to parrot his orders.
Cerabooge over 6 years ago
The narwhale is a fascinating creature.
BTW, why does the pirate narwhal have two swords? He can fight with what Nature gave him, and enjoy hearing his defeated rival exclaim, “Curse, foiled again!”
gammaguy over 6 years ago
He’s Swedish: Pontus Pirate.