Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 31, 2017

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    mddshubby2005  almost 7 years ago

    I sincerely hope the first mate is a rock lobster. Motion in the ocean…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago

     

    Watch out for his “recruiters” … you think you’re signing up with some kind of “Sea-cation” …

    They’re really saying Cetacean…

    Try to escape and he’ll whale on you.

    Any time you don’t quite understand him, he’ll make sure you get his point.

     

    Special note: in case he ever asks you to repeat his order, try to remember it’s “Artiodactyla.”

    OK, so I didn’t know that…. I just took an ocean to look it up…

    I used Wikipedia… the pirate edition.

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    Fantom Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Lefty should’ve known this was a fishy story, full of “carp”.

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    SunflowerGirl100  almost 7 years ago

    He needs a mascot to parrot his orders.

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    Cerabooge  almost 7 years ago

    The narwhale is a fascinating creature.

    BTW, why does the pirate narwhal have two swords? He can fight with what Nature gave him, and enjoy hearing his defeated rival exclaim, “Curse, foiled again!”

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    gammaguy  almost 7 years ago

    He’s Swedish: Pontus Pirate.

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