Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for January 31, 2019
January 30, 2019
February 01, 2019
Transcript:
Nancy: How do you like your new job, Sluggo?
Sluggo's sign reads: EAT AT JOE'S.
Sluggo: Swell---I love to walk on stilts.
Caption: LATER.
Nancy: Sluggo--WHAT HAPPENED?
Sluggo: I tried to pick up a lady's handkerchief.
Ah the days of ladies carrying hankies in their sleeves, and gentlemen not fearing contamination from unknown virus or bacteria by actually picking up and handing back the hankie when same was dropped.
ShadeBlackfox almost 6 years ago
Reminds me of that old joke about the basketball player. ‘He was so tall, if he got out of bed too quickly he would get the Bends.’
Russell Bedford almost 6 years ago
Ah the days of ladies carrying hankies in their sleeves, and gentlemen not fearing contamination from unknown virus or bacteria by actually picking up and handing back the hankie when same was dropped.
WaitingMan almost 6 years ago
That Joe must be quite a guy to work for. Broken arm? Fractured skull? “Back up on the stilts, kid!”
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Must’ve been during the days before child labor laws!
Kip W almost 6 years ago
Sluggo is stilt!
harkherp almost 6 years ago
Was probably one of the Bushmiller (drawn) Hussies with curls and a muff for their hands !!!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Stilts Sluggo is…well, maybe not so lit.
brklnbern almost 6 years ago
Never knew him to be that polite.